christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
picnickingwithdean: Ok, so you see this folder? I’m going to take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it. Then, I’m going to pair you up with another URL, and every day I will pick a new pair of numbers. URL1 will then become URL2’s Tumblr Stalker. THAT’S RIGHT. EVERYONE GETS A STALKER. EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.